[breathes down your neck] uh hahA um [shakes violently] so i um hEard that um that [wipes sweat] youlikegameofthrones? [vomits nervously] im sorry
Daario?
more like Daariyooooo boy lemme holla at you
Sansa Stark is a child and doesn’t owe Tyrion Lannister anything.
- Not her attention.
- Not her virginity.
- Not her love.
- Not her anything.
And if you disagree with any of the above, think about the fact that you are supportive of an abused young girl being forced to marry a man much older than her and consummate said marriage (which is rape) under the threat of even more abuse and rape. So congrats on that, asshole.
*signal boosts into oblivion*
(via rhaelles)
Well ya know just waiting on season two of Korra
you misspelled season three of sherlock
you misspelled my foot in your ass
(via polarbeardog)
Realize your friend is a girl. Develop crush. Begin working out shirtless. Then, instead of staying with her, tell her you’re going to join a group of weirdly religious, unwashed men.
pleasestopyoufucker
(via thewench-and-thekingslayer)
play this video at my funeral