[breathes down your neck] uh hahA um [shakes violently] so i um hEard that um that [wipes sweat] youlikegameofthrones? [vomits nervously] im sorry
more like Daariyooooo boy lemme holla at you
Sansa Stark is a child and doesn’t owe Tyrion Lannister anything.
- Not her attention.
- Not her virginity.
- Not her love.
- Not her anything.
And if you disagree with any of the above, think about the fact that you are supportive of an abused young girl being forced to marry a man much older than her and consummate said marriage (which is rape) under the threat of even more abuse and rape. So congrats on that, asshole.
*signal boosts into oblivion*
Well ya know just waiting on season two of Korra
you misspelled season three of sherlock
you misspelled my foot in your ass
Realize your friend is a girl. Develop crush. Begin working out shirtless. Then, instead of staying with her, tell her you’re going to join a group of weirdly religious, unwashed men.
play this video at my funeral